Despite our love for secrecy and beautifully-marbled beef, we're going to need to start boosting our presence on social media. Thanks to you we have been growing like gangbusters, and we'll have at least six full cows coming in for processing (up from our usual 3) in 2025 and more beyond. With the average size of the wagyu coming off the Mason City, IA ranch breaking 880 pounds on their hang weight, we need to find more wagyu enthusiasts in the Chicagoland area.
As current devotees, we'd like to reward you for spreading the marbled gospel:
- As our social media presence ramps up, every 5 "shares" of our content on the social media platforms it exists on will earn you a pound of single-source ground wagyu. Find our instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/patronagemeats/
- Any referrals to our text list or to our Instagram follower list that can be attributed by both you and the new user earn you a pound of pre-cut wagyu patties in either 1/4 pound or 1/3 pound variety, deliverable at your residence upon request. Referrals for texts are easy, text your friends the link to our site and they can sign up on their phones: www.patronagemeats.com
- A single social media like will enter you into a quarterly Tomahawk Steak lottery, because good luck and great beef are a natural pairing. We know that Tomahawks are tres chic right now, so impress (or intimidate!) your friends and neighbors with one of these for Sunday dinner.
- Finally, we are looking into a word-of-mouth referral reward and so we want you to total up 1. how you came to know us and 2. who you brought along with you, and if you text us the deets (that we'll verify on the backend of our digital store) we'll be running a Patronage Awards later this year with awards for Most Pounds Purchased etc. that you'll be lovingly invited to attend.
Thanks for being a part of Team Patronage, we wouldn't have made it this far or had this much fun without you. Now because a number of us are married to or are currently attorneys, please find the required legalese below.